A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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