Fears grow for missing TV presenter

Mysteriously, we were told that Andrew Marr was "away this week" at the start of this morning's Andrew Marr Show. 

I don't know about you but, given what's been going on recently, I found that highly alarming. Hopefully, he's not gone off to Syria to become a jihadi bride. 

If he has, will it because he's been radicalised by years of working at the BBC, having been exposed to its relentless propaganda? Well, if there's one thing I know from watching the BBC for so long, is that it's all down to British foreign policy and the failings of the British security services, so that's a clear 'no' then.

Viewers of the Andrew Marr Show will have spotted that he occasionally gets approached by senior figures in the security services. They sit themselves down opposite him and lead him to think that he's interviewing them whereas, in fact, they are actually interviewing him. 

Have they then tried to 'turn him' after the cameras stop rolling? Did that hurt his feelings and make him want to chop heads off (as you do)?

I hope and pray that Andy Marr is safe, and that he's not going to end up in Caliph Bagdaddy's harem.