The BBC has spoken

 

As you know, the USA has been on tenterhooks for days, waiting for the true arbiters of the US election to deliver their verdict. 

And finally the BBC has finally spoken. 

This historic screengrab from the BBC News website marks the momentous moment when the BBC settled the US election once and for all:

Joe Biden thus, thanks to this BBC's projection, becomes the first Kinnock since the Big Bang and the subsequent evolution of humanity to become President of the United States. 

I'm hoping President Joe will celebrate his victory by shouting, over and over, "We're all right! We're all right!"