“It’s a wonder I’m here at all, you know. My pussy got soakin’ wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left.”

There's another excellent piece from David Keighley over at The Conservative Woman (and I'm not just saying that because it quotes me!):

The BBC doesn’t bother to disguise its contempt for Farage

And I entirely agree with David about that 'tribute act'-style new version of Our You Being Served?. 

I lasted less than half way before switching off (just before Mrs Slocombe's pussy got its first mention, apparently). 

Tittered I not.

NB The quote in the title of this post comes from the original series, not from this latest effort.