As noted on the Open Thread, there's an article on the BBC News website that manages to "get from St.Patrick's Day and spring blossom to a litany of negativity and one of those 'clever' parting shots at Trump".
That parting shot, written by one Shane Harrison, "BBC NI, Washington", runs as follows:
Any possible announcement of a new US envoy to Northern Ireland may well make for some news at home, but it's unlikely to make waves in a Washington pre-occupied with the uniqueness of the Trump presidency.
