Showing posts with label Stewart Lee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stewart Lee. Show all posts

Tuesday, 5 April 2016

A post concerning Rod Liddle

These views are personal and do not reflect the official views of this blog. 

Did anyone read Rod Liddle’s witty article “Why I feel compelled to defend Boris” which was penned following attacks on Boris by Matthew Parris and Petronella Wyatt, both of whom wrote beastly pieces in the press about their former colleague and 'amitiĆ© amoureuse' (respectively.) 

I have to admit I haven’t read Matthew’s piece, but I did read Petronella’s article in the OMG the daily Mail, which I thought was as affectionate as it was attacking, since the impression she gives is that Boris’s private persona is very like his public persona. Sort of what you see is what you get.

Boris’s quirks don’t seem to dent the public’s affection for him, and Petronella’s veiled insinuation that these imperfections might make him unsuitable for the top job smack of Princess Di.  We’re still waiting to see how that works out, but I daresay pronouncements from ‘women scorned’, so to speak, aren’t particularly relevant in the overall scheme of things.
   


The public’s view of Boris is likely based on his past performances on HIGNFY (warnings about past performances not guaranteeing future results duly heeded.) Sort of bumbling and bemused. We can also go on those barbed yet jocular two-handers with Jeremy Paxman, and Boris preemptively deflating Paxo’s pomposity is a joy to behold.

A snippet here and an oddment there is all we get to go on when opining on public figures we don’t actually know. Rod Liddle’s excellent columns in the Sunday Times and the Spectator are tinged with stuff that’s a bit off, so I see Rod in a curate’s egg kind of way, mostly good, but bad in parts. 

In this piece, Rod admits (almost boasts) that he once got Boris into trouble through recounting a tale about a Unicef sponsored trip to Uganda the pair took together, pleading that he meant Boris no harm. The punchline involved quoting Boris’s remark:
‘And so on to the next bunch of grinning piccaninnies.’
As if Rod didn’t know that this would would excite a hysterical backlash and an automatic outbreak  of Twitterplexy.  He must have known then, and by jove he might have just done it all over again now. 
As Rod himself said of Petronella: “In fairness, Petsy attempted to disguise her attack as a sort of semi-affectionate defence” which tempts the reader to interpret Rod’s article in exactly the same way, namely that it’s also a semi-mischievous attack disguised as a semi affectionate defence.

However Rod’s entertaining description of the bonkers UN project - a women’s drop-in centre in the middle if nowhere - is very funny. 

On the other hand, I didn’t like his earlier piece about anorexia. Opining on something you know nowt about is risky, as Joan Bakewell found out. The very first thing any eating disorders specialist will tell you is that anorexia nervosa is the deadliest of all mental health conditions. So what if anorexia is mainly a disease of the middle classes and affluent? What of it? It doesn’t matter what it’s triggered by, by the way. It’s serious and not a topic to treat clumsily.

However, on the whole Rod’s writing is always entertaining and he often boldly goes where no man has gone before, which brings me to Stewart Lee, where the opposite seems to be the case.

I wrote about Stewart Lee the other day. Then I read a review in the Times, which made me realise that I’m not the only one who’s mystified by his comedic popularity, if there is any.
D’you know many people who turn into David Brent and they don’t even know it? Some people do that accidentally, others do it slightly on purpose, probably because they realise what they’ve just done, so pretend it was deliberate all along.  Damage limitation, I think that’s called.
Stewart Lee thinks ‘faux deep thinking’ is humorous, but without Ricky Gervais it’s not all that funny, and it becomes less funny the more one labours it. 

Those lengthy riffs -  just farting noises or spluttering into the mic - are more tedious than watching someone else in a prolonged trance. He’s also laughing and sneering at the audience (us) while trying to entice the live audience to conspire with him in laughing at us. Then he turns on them, too.  It’s how bullies operate, and that’s one of the reasons it’s not funny. The other reason is because it’s not funny, (unless you think that making spluttering or farting noises into the microphone is funny, and funnier and funnier the longer it goes on.)
The self-reflective interventions with Chris Morris as a kind of therapist might have been a ploy to get us onside after all, but they too were so ironic and sneery that they did not have that effect. 

His theme, by the way, was not migration, as trailed. There was no punchline. Making the audience wait for a punchline that never comes must have been the joke. He must have thought it sufficiently hilarious that the audience were swindled out of a long-awaited punchline. 

A bit scruffy

The theme was that Rod Liddle looks like a man with food-stains on his person, which turned into a protracted self-congratulatory lecture on Stewart Lee’s own poetic genius in respect of the type of stains and food particles that adhere to Rod Liddle. 

Stewart Lee doesn’t seem to like the audience at all, which is not very endearing.  


Before I go, can I just remind you that these views are personal and do not reflect the official views of this blog.

Saturday, 19 March 2016

Thread about some of my worries etc

Does anyone else worry about the way people like Laura Kuenssberg or Norman Smith are called in on every occasion to interpret all political news? It’s as though they hold themselves superior to the lot of us, (the ignoramuses) speculating on the motives of the likes of Iain Duncan Smith, Boris Johnson or whoever. Do they know what’s inside the head of IDS? Does IDS even know?
As soon as something happens, along comes Laura to tell us what we should think, and it’s getting ridiculous. Analysis is one thing, but imperious interpretation is superfluous to requirements. It's overpowering, really.

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I watched Simon Heffer’s speech to a packed Bexit crowd. (H/T comments @ B-BBC) 
Very nice, but what with Iain Duncan Smith, the BBC and arguably George Osborne and David Cameron helping to undermine their own government, if we vote ‘out’ because we want to regain sovereignty and we want to decide our own future, well, the thing that worries me most is - who will the ‘we’ actually be? The Conservative party’s loss might be the Labour party’s gain, and given the current leadership that bothers me greatly.

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My agenda was that I wanted to like Stewart Lee and dislike Jo Brand. It didn’t work out.
I watched Stewart Lee’s tedious shaggy cat story about Jeremy Corbyn, the cat. 
As soon as he started saying that his diarrhea-afflicted cat was called Jeremy Corbyn, dread descended and hung there like a blanket. A gross ending was imminent. I didn’t even foresee a protracted, interminable raspberry, which the Grimsby Telegraph seemed to find amusing, but the punchline involving the England flag, some shit, the national anthem and someone confusing the cat called Jeremy Corbyn for the ordinary Jeremy Corbyn, couldn’t come soon enough. 
   
How did this script come about? He must have thought: edgy + Jeremy Corbyn + crap -- patriotism--> laborious monologue. He allowed the tail to wag the cat, so to speak; pity you can’t unhear things. 
Was that Chris Morris dishing out advice? He should have advised against. 




On the other hand Jo Brand’s walk thing was alright. I don’t dislike Jo Brand at all. Despite her political views, she can be funny, but that sitcom about the geriatric ward - Getting On, in which she played Nurse Kim Wilde with Vicky Pepperdine as Dr Pippa Moore - was fine. 
Even though he had a small role in Blackadder I could never be persuaded to like Jeremy Harding, if you get my drift, but I think Jo Brand is ok.





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Did you read this?    As soon as I saw Rod Liddle’s article on the Spectator I realised I’d already heard this Taiwanese author on Start The Week with Andrew Marr. I thought she sounded odd then, but now I’ve connected her with a video, captured clandestinely on his mobile phone by ‘Tommy Robinson’ I know she’s not only odd, but dim. 



She has written this dire book about what she sees as 'the far right', and what baffles me is that such an ill-conceived project ever got published, let alone plugged (yes it was) on the BBC. 
Just as Hsiao-Hung Pai hasn’t read the Koran, I haven’t read "Angry White People", so at the risk of being berated for my own ignorance, I wonder why anyone would publish such sensationalised drivel in the first place? Judging from the attitude of the author, the answer’s in the question. It’s sensationalist and shallow. Perhaps it ticks the boxes of a publisher that also lists Ilan PappĆ© and Richard Falk amongst its authors.

Sunday, 19 July 2015

Everything crowds under the low horizon



Just to add something more about that Stewart Lee piece...

Stew got a bit overwrought last week:
Last Sunday, after I read in the Sunday Times of the culture secretary’s plans, I was stuck in traffic on the north circular with the kids. A new young writer called John Osborne, who I hadn’t heard of before, came on Radio 4 and told a half-hour story about childhood holidays that left all of us, aged four, eight and 47, spellbound. The kids noticed I was crying and asked why. 
I explained it was not just the quality of the work, but also that the government were dismantling the only broadcaster that would ever commission it. My eight-year-old said that if David Cameron did that he would send him a collage of hundreds of photographs of dog muck. You cross creatives at your peril.
Now, maybe his eight-year-old out to have done him a kindness and slapped him and told him to stop being so ridiculously hysterical about the government's plans for the BBC...

...but Stewart Lee is completely right about the quality of that John Osborne programme. Don't Need the Sunshine, humorously yet movingly recounting the author's past experiences of four seaside resorts, was superb. I'd urge you to listen to it too, if you have a spare half hour. 

And, yes, I also found myself welling up at one stage.

(I may even be tempted to buy the book, which preceded the programme. It looks as if it includes a chapter on Morecambe.)

All of which calls for a Philip Larkin poem:


To the Sea
             
                To step over the low wall that divides
                Road from concrete walk above the shore
                Brings sharply back something known long before--
                The miniature gaiety of seasides.
                Everything crowds under the low horizon:
                Steep beach, blue water, towels, red bathing caps,
                The small hushed waves' repeated fresh collapse
                Up the warm yellow sand, and further off
                A white steamer stuck in the afternoon -

                Still going on, all of it, still going on!
                To lie, eat, sleep in hearing of the surf
                (Ears to transistors, that sound tame enough
                Under the sky), or gently up and down
                Lead the uncertain children, frilled in white
                And grasping at enormous air, or wheel
                The rigid old along for them to feel
                A final summer, plainly still occurs
                As half an annual pleasure, half a rite,

                As when, happy at being on my own,
                I searched the sand for Famous Cricketers,
                Or, farther back, my parents, listeners
                To the same seaside quack, first became known.
                Strange to it now, I watch the cloudless scene:
                The same clear water over smoothed pebbles,
                The distant bathers' weak protesting trebles
                Down at its edge, and then the cheap cigars,
                The chocolate-papers, tea-leaves, and, between

                The rocks, the rusting soup-tins, till the first
                Few families start the trek back to the cars.
                The white steamer has gone. Like breathed-on glass
                The sunlight has turned milky. If the worst
                Of flawless weather is our falling short,
                It may be that through habit these do best,
                Coming to the water clumsily undressed
                Yearly; teaching their children by a sort
                Of clowning; helping the old, too, as they ought.

Stewart Lee wows the BBC



Talking about the Guardian's vigorously pro-BBC campaigning...

...among today's fresh batch of BBC-defending, government-bashing pieces is a diatribe by the BBC's funniest comedian, Stewart Lee.

His point is that the BBC entertain, informs and educates better than any commercial rival could possibly do that, that commercial values aren't what really matters, and that John Whittingdale's panel of eight experts contains a fair few of these commercial types who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Of course, he doesn't put it quite like that:
And what a golden shower of talent Whittingdale has stitched together, a veritable human centipede of business-minded entities, in order to safeguard the nation’s cultural heritage. 
Dawn Airey is the former head of Channel 5, the launch of which in 1997 marked a colourful new chapter in British broadcasting. Some might say that asking a former head of Channel 5 to decide the future of the BBC is a bit like asking someone who draws ejaculating penises on the inside of public toilet cubicle doors to curate the National Gallery, but she is sure to bring an interesting perspective to the negotiating table.... 
Andrew Fisher is the executive chairman of Shazam, a smartphone app which identifies unknown songs, and with which he has made the world a much duller place, bereft of mystery; crushing the richness of human experience for economic gain, giving you what you want, right here, right now. Perhaps Andrew can now develop an app that can identify what someone has had for dinner from the smell of their farts?
BBC types are absolutely lapping it up. 

Here's the Social Media Editor for BBC News ejaculating over the piece with considerable enthusiasm:


And here's the BBC's Australia Correspondent Jon Donnison concurring, with a wave of his emphatically cork-free hat: