Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Slanting the news



I always find it interesting to see how different media organisations angle a particular 'breaking news story'. The news today is that Andy Coulson has been found guilty while Rebekah Brooks has been cleared. 

The BBC is leading with news of the verdicts in the 'Hacking Trial'. They have two main headlines about it, heading the two main sections of their home page:
Andy Coulson guilty of phone hacking
Cameron apologises over Coulson 
The various minor headlines linking to related articles beneath run as follows:
Phone-hacking trial updates Live 
Cameron apologises over Coulson 
Cameron 'extremely sorry' 
Blunkett: 'I was near breakdown'
Media scrum outside court
Balls and Osborne on verdict 
Brooks cleared in hacking trial
Hacking charges and verdicts so far 
Note how the guilty verdict against Andy Coulson is very much the story for the BBC. The not guilty verdict against Rebekah Brooks is relegated to 7th place in their minor headlines.

Not so with ITV News which is running the story with the following two banner headlines, and placing Rebekah Brooks' not guilty verdict first:
Rebekah Brooks found not guilty of all hacking charges
PM's 'full and frank apology' for employing Andy Coulson
ITV's three main 'Live news stream' headlines also offer a balance:
Ex-No 10 spin doctor Andy Coulson guilty of phone hacking
Rebekah Brooks cleared of all charges in phone hacking trial
Cameron offers 'full and frank' apology for hiring Coulson
Sky News has four main headlines on the story and balances the two sides of the story:
Cameron Apology: 'I Was Wrong To Hire Coulson'
Hacking: Brooks Cleared But Coulson Guilty
Phone-Hacking Trial Verdicts: Live Updates
What Now For The 'Flame-Haired Empathiser'?
The Times places the good news first but conveys both sides of the story succinctly:
Hacking: Brooks cleared, Coulson guilty
The Guardian places it the other way round, but also gives both sides of the story their due:
Phone hacking: Andy Coulson guilty as Brooks walks free
By their slants do you know them. The BBC's slant seems by far the sharpest, doesn't it?

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P.S. From a comments at Biased BBC, it looks as if this particular slant is at play across the BBC:

John Anderson says:
World at One on Radio 4 devoting most of its time to the hacking trial verdicts. All the focus seems to be on Coulson – or rather – or rather, on David Cameron who is guilt of bad judgment but not of any criminality.
There is virtually no focus on the not guilty verdicts on all charges against Rebekah Brooks, her husband and her secretary. They have been prime BBC targets for years now, “guilty until found innocent” – but their innocence is now being swept under the carpet.
By contrast – Sky seems to be balancing both aspects of the verdicts delivered so far.

Yes, I know it's Tuesday but...



Continuing from where we left off with this week's Sunday on Radio 4.... 

Amen, brother. Amen.

Next up came one of the programme's regular discussions of Vatican matters. Ed Stourton talked to liberal papal historian Michael Walsh about the Pope's excommunication of part of the Mafia and about his sacking of several cardinals overseeing the Vatican Bank. I was struck yet again by how differently Ed asks questions about Pope Francis to how he asked questions about Pope Benedict. He's turned from a sniffy critic (of the last pope) into an adoring groupie (of this present pope). Gone are the disapproving, slightly sneering questions which seemed to invite his guest to lay into Benedict XVI and in their place came questions like this which seem to invited his guests to sing hosannas to Francis:
"He's certainly got a gift for putting a couple of sentences in his addresses that catches the headlines?"
 "But it's quite something, isn't it?"
"You make the point that it's a long-running saga and he's been on about this more or less since he was elected. This latest act does suggest a sort of steely determination to sort this kind of thing out."
"The picture that's emerging of his is of somebody...who is in administrative terms very experienced, very determined, very clear-thinking".  
That, I suppose, is what you'd have to call 'bias'.

Sunday, as so often, then stuck with Catholic matters [it doesn't have the reputation for being a liberal Catholic programme, an on-air version of The Tablet for nothing] and moved onto what the website blurb describes accordingly:
It's 50 years since permanent deacons were allowed to be ordained in the Catholic Church. Kevin Bocquet reports on what the diaconate has brought to the Church at a time when vocations to the priesthood are falling.
This was mooted by Ed as a triumph of his beloved Vatican II. Kevin Bocquet then reported from Biddulph in North Staffordshire, talking to the deacons of the Church of the English Martyrs there. 

Deacons officiate at weddings, baptisms and funerals, visit hospitals and prisons, and offer spiritual guidance, but they don't say mass and they don't hear confessions. They aren't paid. And they are allowed to marry. ["Bishop, you'll forgive me, but that begs the obvious question: If it's so good for deacons to be married, why can't we have married clergy?", asked Kevin]. 

Next up was another old Sunday favourite - women bishops. As the programme's blurb put it:
...we look at the psychology of change with Professor Marilyn Davidson from Manchester Business School. 
Well, that was a different angle! 

Finally, it was back to Iraq and an interview with Canon Andrew White, the Vicar of Baghdad. He said that many Iraqi Christians living in Baghdad left the city because it was too dangerous. They went to Mosul instead. Now Mosul is in ISIS' hands. Over 2,000 have now left Mosul. Only Kurdistan is now seen as a safe haven. He said that ISIS is out for the destruction of all Christians, even though Christians have been in Iraq longer than Muslims. The remaining Jewish community, mostly living in Baghdad, is living in fear and are having to keep their identity "very, very closed". Canon Andrew says he acts like this rabbi to that community, "living on a knife-edge there". Other minorities living in fear are the Mandeans, an ancient sect that follows John the Baptist, and the Yazidis, a sect close to Zoroastrianism. 

Canon Andrew White is a remarkable man with an unenviable job. Good luck to him.

Monday, 23 June 2014

EastEnders is 'twice as depressing' as the real East End warns BBC Trust boss



EastEnders is 'twice as depressing' as the real East End warns BBC Trust boss as she calls for 'a less miserable portrayal of modern Britain'.
EastEnders is 'twice as depressing' as the real East End according to the head of the BBC Trust, who has called for the corporation to do more to 'provide a less dispiriting portrayal' of modern Britain.
Acting head of the BBC Trust Diane Coyle, said the unfathomably popular BBC One soap is also too badly-acted and has too many 'kitchen sink' style plot lines to be an accurate reflection of an area such as Walthamstow, one of the boroughs on which the fictional Albert Square is based.
In her first public speech since taking over as char wallah of the BBC’s governing body Mz Coyle - who is in the running to replace Lord Patten as head of the trust - said the programme was 'crap' and 'lacked a sense of British fun'.
She also said: 'BBC Central Committee figures suggested that there are almost ten times as many white gangsters living in fictional E20 as in real life E17 and that the criminal population of EastEnders tends to be more Kray Twins-like than their real life counterparts and much more likely to have been born in the UK than real-life East End criminals'.
Mz Coyle said the BBC's Central Committee for England 'compared the population of Walthamstow in East London with Walford - the fictional home of EastEnders'.
She said it would be 'daft' for the show to be a 'perfect replica' of the real world, but said it was 'important to ask whether the BBC can do more in its popular output to provide a less depressing vision of life in modern Britain'.
Philip Mitchell, a spokesman for EastEnders, said in response, 'Leave it ahrrt, you slarrgg!', and suggested that Mz Coyle might be better advised to go and chuck herself 'darrrnn them stairrrrs'.
The BBC said they would ‘advise and support the BBC on diversity’.

"We're tired of hearing about Islam."



It may be late Monday evening, but early Sunday morning is on my mind...yes, here's this week's belated review of Radio 4's Sunday with St. Edward of Stourton. It will come in two parts, spread over two days. Here's the bit about the first half of the programme....

Just before catching up with it, I happened to read an admiring review in the Telegraph of a new book about British Islam called Medina in Birmingham, Najaf in Brent. The book's author is a BBC radio editor called Innes Bowen [no relation apparently]. The Telegraph reviewer calls her book "admirable and clear-headed", praising it for "dispelling myths" about British Muslims. The book's "gentle and optimistic" message, according to the Telegraph reviewer, is: 
...there is no contradiction between Muslim identity and loyalty to the British state. 
...over time there is no fundamental contradiction between Islam and the modern Western state. 
...which is exactly the kind of message I'd expect a liberal BBC radio editor to be putting across [and "liberal" is her own description of herself, not mine]. It's a message that many believe the BBC as a whole is seeking to put across too. I don't know it it really was the book's message (as I've not read the book myself), though it probably was. Why the element of doubt? Well, the Telegraph reviewer praising Innes Bowen was none other than Peter Oborne, and his judgement on these kind of issues is rarely to be trusted. 

I mention all of this because Edward Stourton's first guest on Sunday was Innes Bowen herself. Together they discussed the 'British' jihadis fighting for the bloodthirsty medieval-minded bigots of ISIS. Innes talked specifically about the jihadi from Cardiff who appeared in that video inciting other Western Muslims to come and join the slaughter:
The thing that the people who go have in common really, it's a shared set of ideals. They're young. They're idealistic. And if you look at that video yesterday you can see in this case certainly not stupid, very intelligent young man, and on that video he's appealing to other Muslims to a sense of duty. He's making them try to feel that they have a sense of duty to go to Iraq and Syria, and that is the ideology which is inspiring some people to go.  
That sounds nice - bright British kids doing their duty, joining an international Young Men's Muslim Association. So nice it almost makes me want to burst into song:
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town (Cardiff)
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go (Iraq and Sham).
I said, young man, when you feel full of woe.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time slaughtering people in the name of Allah...
It's fun to fight with the Y.M.M.A.
It's fun to fight with the Y.M.M.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys, and hang...well, anyone you like.
It's fun to fight with the Y.M.M.A.
It's fun to fight with the Y.M.M.A.
You can get yourself ritually clean, you can have a good halal meal,
You can do whatever you feel, especially if it involves killing.
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams of murdering kaffirs and Shia. 
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.M.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

The next item on the Sunday website was 'blurbed' in the following fashion:
In Berlin, a project to have a mosque, a synagogue and a church under the same roof is under way. It was organised by a Protestant pastor who says it's unique - in no other place do the three faiths share premises.
Edward Stourton's introduction live on Sunday followed a similar path:
There's an intriguing project underway in Berlin to put a mosque, a synagogue and a church under the same roof.
The ordering "a mosque, a synagogue and a church" suggests the motivation behind this report. I cannot help but suspect that if the story were 'merely' the story of Berlin building a major joint Jewish-Christian place of worship in the heart of German power, with all the historic resonances of that story, it probably wouldn't have featured on Sunday. [Alan at Biased BBC has similar suspicions]. The building is being built on the remains of an old church destroyed by the East German communist regime. A well-meaning Protestant pastor, Gregor Hohberg, is behind the project. 

The BBC's Stephen Evans reported, saying that for the imam involved in the project, Kadir Sanci...
...the importance is for the signal it sends. There is antagonism towards Islam in Germany and beyond, and he's anxious to dispel that.
[There's that word 'dispel' again - and it came from the BBC reporter's mouth.]

Kadir said that the site shows that Islam is peaceful [as we all know so well from the news]. The rabbi involved in the project, Tovia Ben Chorin, said:
It's important because it's a meeting place in Berlin, and from my Jewish point of view the city where the Jewish suffering was planned is now a city where a centre is being built where the three monotheistic religions that shaped European culture are now establishing this interfaith centre with three places of prayers - synagogue, church and mosque - and in the middle of all where we can exchange views in order to get to know each other.
Cynic that I am, I did note that both the Christian and Jewish participants said good-hearted things about different religions getting on with each other while the Muslim participant merely used the occasion to say that Islam is misunderstood and that the centre might counter that impression. 


You shouldn't always be so cynical though. The next item, according to the website blurb, ran as follows:
We assess the life and legacy of Rabbi Nachman Sudak who died last week. A leader in the Lubavitch community Rabbi Shmuel Lew tells us why he was so influential.
Rabbi Lew filled in the background for Edward Stourton, who said he didn't know much about it. The Chabad/Lubavitch movement began 200 years ago in Russia, said Rabbi Lew. It's an Hasidic movement, and has "a philosophy which shows how the spiritual world and the physical world are one and how every person can touch the divine potential within themselves and express it within life in the physical world through doing the commandments - a Jewish person as many as they can of the commandments of the Torah - and all of humankind to fulfill the seven universal laws, the Noahide laws"....or to put it another way... "It's through our interaction with people that we're able to encourage them and to spread the idea of thinking about the fact that the world is not a jungle, that there is a G_d and that a part of him is within me and I have to discover it within myself and within all my interactions with the world".

Still, next it was straight back to the the theme of tolerance and Muslims:
Today the Fes festival has become not only very popular but a beacon of religious tolerance and religious pluralism in the middle of the Muslim world. 
John Laurenson reported from Morocco. Swifts go crazy at sunset, and then fall quiet. Then the Sufis begin to sing. Everything is nice:
This week I've seen non-Muslims singing along to a chorus about Allah, and Muslim families - their hair hid under head scarfs - applauding a sung version of the Lord's Prayer. 
It gets better:
The Jewish cemetery in Fes is almost all that remains of a large and ancient Moroccan Jewish community. Many of those Jews came to this country after the Christians expelled them from Spain - among them the family of the Israeli-born singer Mor Karbasi who sang to a sold-out audience here.

She sings him a song she sang at the festival "about a Jewish woman who was forced to convert to Islam but on refusing to do so was executed." John said,
It's quite brave of Mor to tell this story and sing this song in a Muslim country. It's quite brave of the Moroccan organisers to have invited her, even if they didn't dare put the "I-word" on the programme.
Mor echoed the views we'd heard earlier from Berlin:
The festival is all about bringing cultures together.
The Muslim Uzbek singer who followed echoed these sentiments that having lots of different religions together in a Muslim country was "no problem".

Next, and before this post closes for the night, came a listener e-mail from "a Manchester-based evangelist" which Ed Stourton, to do him and his programme justice, then read out:
It's worth being reminded of the influence Christianity had in founding schools. In fact, the Christian Church founded hospital, orphanages, trades unions, and any other good who can think of. Why don't we hear more of these things on these programme? We're tired of hearing about Islam."
Amen, brother. Amen.

Sunday, 22 June 2014

'Newsnight' - 16-20 June



Here, somewhat later than usual - as I've been away in Keswick - is this week's run-through of last week's editions of Newsnight. What did they cover, how did they frame it, who did they interview, and why on earth didn't they mention Keswick?


Monday 16/6
1. Iraq"The Islamo-fascist forces sweeping through the north of Iraq 'have to be stopped', the American Secretary of State said today, since they threaten the very existence of the country. But how? We have views from America and Iran, and our diplomatic editor is here. [Mark Urban: "With images emerging of Iraqi prisoners apparently being killed by the insurgents Iraq falls deeper into civil war"]. Interview with Matthew Barzun, US Ambassador to the UK & Haleh Esfandiari, Middle East Director, Woodrow Wilson Centre. 
2. Corporation tax"Lord Saatchi joins us to argue it's time to abolish corporation tax". Interview with Lord Saatchi, Chairman, Centre for Policy Studies.
3. Extremism in Christian schools: [Former ACE school pupil: "I came out of my ACE school believing that it was against God's will for governments to provide health care for citizens or any kind of benefits. I was quite misogynistic because I'd be taught that women should obey their husbands."] "Not Oklahoma but Middle England. What goes on behind the doors of our private Christian schools?" Report by Anjana Ahuja, then interview with John Lewis, Christian Education Europe & Professor Alice Roberts, President, Association of Science Education.
4. Tony Blair: [Tony Blair: Tonight British servicemen and women are engaged from air, land and sea. Their mission: To remove Saddam Hussein from power and disarm Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction".] "Will our relationship with Tony Blair ever recover from that moment? Or is there some other reason he makes so many people so angry?" Interview with Polly Toynbee, Guardian & David Aaronovitch, Times.


Professor Alice Roberts on 'Newsnight'

Tuesday 17/6
1. Iraq"If you thought Middle East politics were complicated they just got a whole lot more complicated. At what point do figures who have a common enemy - like these three {photos of Rouhani, Obama & Assad} - become, effectively, allies? We'll hear from the deputy prime minister of the newly-enlarged Kurdistan." Interview with Hayder al-Khoei, Chatham House & Robin Yassin-Kassab, author, 'The Road from Damascus'; then interview with Qubad Talabani, Deputy Prime Minister, Kurdistan Regional Government. 
2. A Chinese property bubble?: "The Queen was wheeled out, military bands played, speeches were made and human rights protesters were ignored - it was another visit from a Chinese notable today. No mention was made of the suppression of dissidents or that sort of thing because today Britain was busy oiling up to the Chinese premier in the hope of getting some business. But while Chinese growth is often seen as an unstoppable force there are growing worries about just what's happening in its property market."
3. UK inflation figures: Discussion with Duncan Weldon, Newsnight's economics correspondent.
4. What is Labour for?"Now, 'Ed Miliband. What's he for?' The question that bedevils modern politics may finally get an answer over the next few weeks. The Labour Party has set up a number of inquiries to tell it what it ought to do with itself. What was once done by core conviction and block votes at Labour Party conferences is now the business of think tanks and policy wonks. The first inquiry into what it ought to promise in social policy reports the day after tomorrow."   
5. The End of History?"Remember when this {clip of Berlin Wall being smashed} signalled 'The End of History'? Francis Fukuyama tells us why he still thinks that." Interview with Professor Francis Fukuyama, Stanford University; Professor Melissa Lane, Princeton University; & Professor Simon Schama, Columbia University.
6. Space research in the Isle of Man"You've heard of offshore banking. The Isle of Man is now doing off-shore space programmes. How does that work again?" Report by Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock, The Sky at Night. 
     [Closing credits: images of 'dronies' - 'selfies' taken by drones]

The Isle of Man from space

Wednesday 18/6
1. Iraq"The government of Iraq has now formally asked the United States for military help to resist the Islamist rebels who've plunged the country into civil war. As ISIS tries to capture bits of the all-important oil industry what would it mean for the world economy if they succeeded? John Simpson's in Iraq. [John Simpson: "Here in Baghdad the fighting in the oil refinery is causing a lot of people to wonder whether Iraq is heading for a break-up and there'll be a war between Sunnis and Shias."] Interview with Lukman Faily, Iraqi Ambassador to the United States & Bayan Rahman, Kurdistan Regional Government High Representative. 
2. Ed Miliband & Lord Mandelson"After poor old Ed Miliband finds himself in another fine mess, Peter Mandelson explains wherein lies his unique appeal to voters. Time for 'What is the Point of Ed Miliband?', Chapter Five." Interview with Lord Mandelson (Labour).
3. Jeremy Paxman and Boris Johnson"Now time for the periodic delight of an interview with the Major of London, Boris Johnson. These occasions have a habit of veering from the pedestrian to the extra-terrestrial. So this time we thought we'd jump in part way through, on a bicycle. The apparent pretext for this interview was a discussion about cycling in London. Some idiot - I forget whether it was me or the producer - thought it would be fun to do it on a tandem. Due to the cuts, the BBC has downsized its fleet and the only one we could get hold of appears to have been manufactured some time before the dinosaurs were wiped out." Report containing interview with Boris Johnson, Mayor of London. 
4. Luis Suarez (footballer)"And we're in Uruguay to see how Luis Suarez is going to beat England  tomorrow."
     [Closing credits: the studio lights dim over Jeremy Paxman to the accompaniment of "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)"]
     [Epilogue: The Weather, presented by Jeremy Paxman: "Tomorrow's weather? More of the same. I don't know why they make such a fuss about it".]

Paxo's last day at work

Thursday 19/6
1. Iraq and President Obama"The president who voted against Bush's war says American would be ready to act. But Obama won't send troops into direct combat. Yet extra military personnel are on the way. But there are cries of betrayal in Baghdad". Interview with Zalmay Khalilzad, US Ambassador to Iraq 2005-07. 
2. What would Labour do if it won the election?"You can hardly move for pundits or pollsters ready to opine on the ghastliness of Ed Miliband's prospects of leading Labour successfully and convincingly into Number 10. But what is less readily available is a clear sense of what Miliband would actually do if he were to end up as prime minister. Rogue messages from a Labour Twitter account that was hacked suggested 'free owls for all' was one idea. In a moment we'll be talking to one of Miliband's team, but today he filled in one of the policy blanks with what appears to be a real idea: Removing job seekers' allowance for the under-21s". Interview with Chuka Ummuna MP (Labour).
3. Redesigning the Thames"And what is this? Not exactly Capability Brown but a rather more elegant gardener has designs on the Thames?" Report from Joanna Lumley on her plans for a garden bridge across the Thames in London.
4. Anonymity in rape cases"The Oxford Union has been an effective playpen for establishment wannabees for nearly 200 years. It's probably the country's most famous debating society and members who earned their stripes in its sessions include Tony Blair, Attlee, Asquith, Eden, Heseltine, Michael Gove and Boris Johnson. But the union's been caught up in a rather different controversy of late. Campaigners pressured speakers to stay away after the current president of the union Ben Sullivan was arrested on suspicion of rape. The police dropped the case yesterday but it's reignited questions over whether the accused should have their identity kept secret." Interview with Ben Sullivan, President of Oxford Union & Sarah Pine, Oxford Union campaigner.
5. England's World Cup failure: Interview with Garth Crooks, Tottenham Hotspur 1980-85 & David Ginola, France 1990-1995.
6. Twitter"They said Twitter could be a force for good and make lots of money, but is the million dollar business living up to that? One of the company's founders is here." Interview with Biz Stone, co-founder of Twitter.


Friday 20/6
1. British jihadis fighting for ISIS"The young British men who've signed up for jihad. ISIS recruits by video and calls on Western Muslims to fight and die. [Muslim fanatic (in video): This is a message for the brothers who have stayed behind. Allah {gibberish} asks you to ask yourselves what prevents you from coming to the land of ISIS? What prevents you from joining the ranks of the mujaheddin?]. "The father of one young man who appears says he barely recognises his son." 
2. Iraq"As we've seen the wars have been fought virally as much as on the ground. In ten days of sectarian violence in Iraq one image. months old, has provided users of Twitter and Facebook with a more positive outlook for the country. It shows a Sunni mum and a Shia dad and a little girl caught in between holding up a placard that says 'Sushi'. The image is neat but the backdrop to this increasingly bloody and fractious war is chaos. Is Iraq now on an irreversible journey towards separation or can it still be pulled back from the brink?" Interview with Professor Nadje Al-Ali, School of Oriental and African Studies. 
3. Welfare reform"Benefit reform is labelled 'a fiasco'. Has the government's attack on dependency culture blown up in its face?" Interview with Owen Jones, The Guardian & Nadhim Zahawi MP (Conservative). 
4. Dishing the dirt on Castro"And Fidel Castro's former bodyguard dishes the dirt on the man who ruled Cuba with what seemed to be exemplary zeal". [Juan Reinaldo Sanchez: "The minister was briefing Fidel on drug trafficking deals. That was the moment when Fidel stopped being my idol."] Report, featuring interview with Juan Reinaldo Sanchez, Fidel Castro's bodyguard 1977-94.
    [Closing credits: a John Motson football anecdote about Iran v the USA 1998]

Saturday, 21 June 2014

Internet rage and real rage

The other day I grabbed a trolley in supermarket entrance, but unbeknownst to me someone had silently crept up behind me, very close, like a kind of pedestrian tailgate.  Taking a step back to extricate the trolley I came unexpectedly into contact with a body; smack!

Slightly shocked, I let out an involuntary “Sorry” - for the bump - not an admission of liability; for who in their right mind would push the trolly further into the stack when removing it, rather than taking a small step back? Not I.  
The collision was obviously the fault of the person facing forward, (again not I) who had unwisely and unnecessarily come into close proximity with a person (me) whose next move could only be backwards.

I know you need to look behind when you reverse a car, but I am not a car. I have no rear view mirror. I am in a virtual dead end and I am going to reverse one small step. I have no choice.

Who would have come up from the rear so close?  my husband, maybe? But no. A woman of  Backpfeifengesicht  from whom emerged a short burst of foul expletives.
 “That fucking hurt!” she whined “Why don’t you look where you’re fucking going?” and with that she suddenly about-turned and fled.  I muttered weakly, to thin air: “It’s you who should look where you are going.” No one else was there, and it wasn’t just any old downmarket supermarket, it was M & S Food!

Anyway, I came across this new word which comes in German only, (H/T Nick G on H/P) and it beautifully describes Yasmin Alhibai Brown whose exaggerated facial expressions and gesticulations I have written about before. Eye-rolling, smugness, hubris,  faux despair, pomposity, primping, priggish self-importance and, as they say in those ads, much, much more.

Other candidates for das Backfeifengesicht, with varying degrees of annoyingness include Paddy Ashdown, Russell Brand,  and of course Diane Abbott. Peter Oborne comes close.  I’m sure everyone has a favourite. (Someone might nominate me!)

Caitlin Moran has a piece in today’s Times Magazine (£) in which she suggests the internet needs policing. She argues that people ‘on the internet’ think that if something happens on the internet it’s ‘not real’, when she believes it is real.

Depends what she means by ‘something happens.’ If someone actually threatens violence online they already don’t get a free pass - people were jailed the other day for making threats online, as they would have been for doing so in person. It’s very true that “the internet’s tone is increasingly one of hair-trigger fury and paranoia” but we are emboldened by our anonymity and everyone knows that’s the case; it’s tacitly understood and accepted. We radicalise each other with our ever-increasing verbal audacity.

There already is the internet police. It’s public opinion, so it is. Look at that hysterical Twitter-related palaver that began with Yasmin Alibhai Brown’s nasty interview on Channel four, when an MP called Michael Fabricant got into trouble for Tweeting that YAB made him feel like punching her in the throat. If he’s said face instead of throat he  might have got away with it. “Throat” sounds too graphic, and goes with “slit”, not “punch”, and sounds more threatening. But he didn’t actually make a threat, whereas Yasmin boasted in her most annoying manner, with her funny little cupped-hand movements, that she loathed Rod Liddle, and she felt somehow proud of this loathing, which to me sounds quite similar in tenor, if not worse, than what Michael Fabricant Tweeted. 


Then there was a sequel, in which Channel Four’s Cathy Newman revisited the whole thing by interviewing James Delingpole and bringing Yasmin back for an encore. Dellers went some way to demolishing Yasmin’s self-pitying, race-hustling argument but came a cropper when he seemed not to have heard of another incriminating Tweet concerning ‘deportation’, which momentarily gave Yasmin half a leg to stand on.

There has been a ridiculous furore over this trivial pantomime, but the upshot is that public opinion has policed it by expressing its disapproval, which has pressurised Fabricant to apologise and so we don’t need another hastily thought-through law that we’d have to repent at leisure. 


People are saying that Yasmin Alibhai Brown sometimes talks sense, that some of her criticisms of Islam are intelligent, but I think that’s what makes people like her even more annoying. Practically all my suggested candidates for  Backfeifengesicht can be sensible some of the time. Even George Galloway manages to say normal things in certain situations. So does Oborne. The more credibility they have, the more you want to punch them in the face when they suddenly “go off on one”. You want to say “That’s fucking crap!” and “I’d like to punch you in the fucking face,”  then, maybe, about-turn and flee.  

Friday, 20 June 2014

Two-part post about people talking nonsense

Part one:

Melanie Phillips has featured in two audio broadcasts recently. One was the BBC’s Jeremy Vine programme, in which she debated with Lord  Phillips of Sudbury (no relation!) about the prospect of aligning with Iran over the Iraq crisis, and the other was a Times podcast, the first part of which was devoted to the same topic. 

On Jeremy Vine we had to listen to the views of Lord Phillips, formerly the ‘legal eagle on the Jimmy Young Show” (that’s going back a bit, ) who referred to Israel in disparaging terms and needless to say seemed disturbingly willing to overlook Iran’s profound misdemeanors, which surely don’t need repeating here; he obviously views Rouhani through rose-tinted blinkers accordingly, while Melanie set out a nuanced and considered case against the west’s potential alliance with Iran with the customary eloquence and clarity for which she is renowned.

Afterwards the audience was invited to chip in with their ‘thoughts’. Predictably a woman phoned in to say, emphatically and in no uncertain terms, that the Iraq war, and the consequences thereof, were no-one’s fault but Bush’s and Blair’s.  

The tenor of the debate was inherently doomed to fail because each contributor was addressing a complex issue on two different levels, and never the twain could meet. They were just miles apart. Lord Phillips was shackled to the left’s blindly tolerant attitude towards the intolerant. Melanie had to try to engage with kindergarten naivety, and I’d go so far as to say the ignorance and clumsiness of her opponent.  I’d say the only redeeming feature of airing such a debate is that it would have united listeners of all persuasions in mutually assured exasperation.

That’s example number one of people talking about stuff they don’t know enough about.

The Times podcast started off on a more sophisticated level. The participants seemed to connect, which meant at least they were able to discuss the Iran/Iraq problem on the basis of reality. 

As it happens, Sarah Montague interviewed Dr. Yuval Steinitz on this subject yesterday morning, and he set out some of the issues that Melanie had explained in the podcasts. His accent was slightly difficult, and his phrasing a bit odd, but I’ve done my best to transcribe it here:


SM)
It’s now 9 minutes past seven. The crisis in Iraq has seen a remarkably rapid thawing of relations with Iran. Britain has re-opened its Embassy in Tehran and America is talking about how it can act with Iran to rein in Isis.
So how does Israel feel about that? Well, Dr Yuval Steinitz is Israel’s minister of strategic and intelligence affairs and joins us on the line, good morning Doctor Steinitz.

YS)
Good Morning.

SM)
One imagines that you believe that it is necessary, given what is happening in Iraq, for the Americans, for people to work with Iran on this.

YS)
Look you have first,  events all over the Middle East, events that are extremely disturbing, the level of turmoil and bloodshed and carnage and all over .... it’s very difficult to watch and very disturbing for little Israel in the middle of it. 
With regard to Iraq we think that two things should be avoided. One, you don’t want to see Iraq controlled or occupied by ISIS, by Al Qaeda. And two, you don’t want to see Iraq controlled or hegemonized by Iran, because there is clearly an Iranian attempt to create an Iranian / Shiite axis, stretching from Iran, through Iraq. Syria - Assad is getting the upper hand in the war, and Lebanon, which is partially controlled by Hezbolla, directly to the Mediterranean, and this is a threat to Europe, to Israel, Jordan and Saudi Arabia, that should be prevented.

SM)
Even with thinking that, do you accept that Iran has a role to play alongside America in trying to stabilise Iraq?

YS)
Well, Iran is already playing a role, a significant role, within Iraq. Iran is already trying to increase influence within Iraq, as I said the strategic effort to create such an axis, and Iran is partially responsible for the events in Iraq because the tension between the Shia and the Sunnis within Iraq is partially the result of Iranian very strong involvement of Iran within Iraq, already.

SM)
Now you’re obviously in communication, a tremendous amount of communication with the Americans over their dealing with Iran, and one imagines, also with Iraq. What are they saying to you? What are they perhaps reassuring you about what they will or won’t do there?

YS)
Well, you have to ask the Americans about what they are saying, but we would like to insure two things. One, that Iraq is not becoming Iranian colony, or Al Qaeda state. Either or both are a nightmare for us and for the Iraqis themselves. And secondly that nothing, no  Shia interest in Iraq or elsewhere will make the west more flexible and will make an impact on the attempts to prevent Iran from becoming a  threshold  nuclear state, because this is a devastating threat, not just to Israel in the Middle east, but to the future of the world.

SM)
So do you fear that America may perhaps not, and perhaps Europe and Britain, not push as hard as it should on the nuclear negotiations, because of the separate dealings with Iran, over Iraq?

YS)
I must confess that there was some concern here about it, but we spoke of course with Britain, with France, with the European Union, with the Americans and -- we heard a very strong and clear statement that prevention of a nuclear Iran is top priority, and nothing will interfere with this, in this mission.
It is really top priority for the future of the world, not just for the future of the Middle East.

SM)
There are some people who suggest that if you have an iran that is extended in Syria, in Iraq, it may want to solve that separate problem more quickly, and maybe more happy to compromise and negotiate.

YS)
Well I have not considered that this is the case. What we see clearly is that Iran is trying to use the situation in order to go in two fronts, both to get closer to nuclear weapons, and to gain some kind of international consent to remain a threshold nuclear state, and this time without any sanctions and punishment. 
And the other attempt is to create this Iranian/Shiite axis, this area of Iranian influence stretching in Iraq, Syria and Lebanon, engulfing the Arab peninsula and letting sometimes this access to the Mediterranean. Both Iranian efforts are very dangerous, not just to Israel and to the moderate Arab world, but to the future of the world, and you know sometimes, you might have several threats, ISIS is real threat to the  Iraqi people and to the region, Iran and Hezbollah are even a greater threat to the region and even to the western World altogether.

SM)
Dr Yuval Steinitz thank you very much.

I can just see people who listen to Jeremy Vine piping up indignantly that Israel has nukes, so why shouldn’t Iran?

People talking nonsense Part 2:

This is the second example of people talking knowingly about something they don’t actually know much about.

Still on the above mentioned podcast, he subject turned to ‘Gove‘ and the great education debate. I was not familiar Roger Alton before this podcast, but I heard him say:    
“There’s quite an interesting recent book by a woman called Mikey Cuddihy called ‘A Conversation about Happiness, and it’s about her - a memoir based on her time at Summerhill, which was the great liberal kind of free teaching place and it emerges as a place of virtual child abuse actually and the shocking, not abuse, neglect, sorry, dreadful dreadful.... very interesting little book.”

The words he emphasised - “Mikey Cuddihy” and “Summerhill” were expelled rather than spoken, which made him sound very like Peter Oborne does when spitting out venomous theories about Israel and the Jews. My ears pricked up and my hackles rose. I had only been half listening so I rewound and ran it through again. I do know this subject, and I promise Mr. Alton was talking rubbish. 

Blaming Summerhill for the failure of useless schools is exactly like the woman who blamed Bush and Blair for causing the Sunni v Shia war.  It’s ignorance on a stick. Using Summerhill as a scapegoat for poor state education is wrong-headed and very very lazy.

Summerhill was not the cause of the current school failings. The “great liberal kind of free teaching” that the panel and many others blame for the decline in overall standards of literacy, numeracy and academic excellence was not the fault of A.S. Neill. Nor was flower power, LSD, psychedelic shirts, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi or transcendental meditation.

Psychedelic stuff


Not responsible

I do realise that Summerhill School is frequently accused of engendering swathes of crappy, failing schools. But that’s just misguided. If any of these poor and failing schools have indeed been influenced by the ideas of A.S. Neill, they’ve merely been duped by their own mythical version of them. Our old friend ‘misinterpretation’ is the culprit; genuinely.  

Teacher training colleges did include a smattering of Neill’s ideas in the revised pedagogy of the 1960s, but in a misguided and half-baked manner. Their half-understood superficial interpretation of Neill’s concept of the ‘free’ child was transplanted onto an incompatible pre-existing system. 

Grafting a random selection of Neill’s radical ideas onto the conventional state school system was never going to do any good.  The aspirations of each were different in an apples and pears kind of way. Like putting lipstick on a pig, polishing a turd or giving Islamists in Gaza  the vote and expecting it to result in democracy.

Everything has a context. A.S. Neill’s philosophy was undoubtedly a reaction to his experiences of education and child-rearing at a certain time.   At the turn of the century a stifling, terrifying, ultra disciplinarian regime was rife in schools, particularly in Scotland where he was educated and began teaching. Cruelty abounded. In Britain left-handed children were made to hold a pen in their ‘right’ hand and physically chastised if caught doing what came naturally.  Information was drilled into pupils, who did learn, but by rote; creativity was likely smothered, and above all obedience was enforced by corporal punishment; in some cases in the form of the tawse.

Neill wasn’t an educator in fact. His philosophy of freedom was not to be confused with a “teaching method”. In fact the teaching at his school  was all but irrelevant. Neill said he could take it or leave academic study.  He sincerely believed that if and when a child wants to learn it will do so eagerly in its own time, but even if not, according to Neill, no problemo. 

Times are different now, and I’d be the first to acknowledge that such a deficiency is problematic in the materialistic world we’ve created. In fact I think this theory has many flaws and is not a one size fits all panacea. 

Neill valued and promoted  “freedom - not license”, a live-and-let-live principle that had nothing to do with anarchy, but everything to do with self-government and self-direction. There are flaws in this philosophy, but we must bear in mind that it was a humane and revolutionary concept at the time. It was nothing to do with the science of learning, or methods of instilling facts and figures into empty vessels for the greater good of king and country.
  
It was the publicity surrounding Mikey Cuddihy’s book rather than the book itself that turned it into something like a betrayal in the eyes of loyal acolytes of A.S. Neill. 
Criticisms of imperfect scenarios are fair enough, but in the case of a much maligned entity such as Summerhill, or, say, Israel, they’re best aired within the family, because criticism handed to one’s enemies on a plate only adds ammunition to their armoury of weapons of malicious denigration.

Mikey Cuddihy’s book is primarily about her own family, and the tragic circumstances that catapulted Mikey and her siblings into the care of an irresponsible relative who abruptly dumped them halfway across the world into a bewildering and unfamiliar environment. 

The neglect that featured in Roger Alton’s misfiring critique was primarily the responsibility of the adults in the Cuddihy family. Naturally the children felt abandoned; they had very good reason to feel that way. In Summerhill's defence one could only venture that the school itself was not designed as a parental substitute. A failing of the school, particularly for that unhappy family, was that the pupils were ‘left to get on with it‘ rather than nurtured and comforted, which was probably something any bereaved child would crave. The book should have been called “A Conversation about Unhappiness.” 

A brief, rather prurient passage concerning the school was picked out and embellished,(£) nay, sensationalised, in some of the newspaper reviews, including the Times, but the book itself was a personal memoir rather than a journal documenting the flaws of ‘That dreadful School’. There has always been a keen media interest in the school, usually seeking a scandal, real or imaginary that can be exploited to  titillate the reader, the kind of reader that is likely already hostile to what they think of as  the ‘Do-as-you-like’. (You could, of course, as long as it didn’t impinge upon the freedom of others.)

This somewhat rambling piece is here to highlight people talking bollox about things they don’t understand, and if that point was not made as clearly as I intended please remember I had an unconventional education. I thank you.

Thursday, 19 June 2014

The last remaining one-nation Conservative in the BBC is gone



Jeremy Paxman's farewell to Newsnight was fun. Especially the bit about Iraq.

The Boris-Paxo double act got their final Newsnight hurrah, riding around London on a tandem - Boris in front, Jeremy behind. 

Really, they should do a series together now that Jeremy is free. If Jeremy regrew his beard they could be the new Hairy Bikers, cycling around parts of London and laughing at each others jokes. Jeremy could play the curmudgeonly one and Boris the buffoonish one.  I'd watch it.

Boris described Jeremy as "the last remaining one-nation Conservative in the BBC". 

Well, he's no longer remaining, and I can't see Eddie Mair mounting Boris from behind for a piece like this.

Michael Howard put in a brief, funny cameo and the end of the programme made me laugh too. 

Lord Mandelson also put in an appearance. It's a shame he didn't literally appear in a puff of stage smoke, like Satan in a hammy production of Doctor Faustus. But then you can't have everything. 

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Bye bye Paxo



It's Jeremy Paxman's last Newsnight tonight. 

In all my years of blogging about BBC bias, even when I was at my fiercest, I never thought of Paxo in a bad way. Whether presenting Newsnight and The Day Today, or reading out questions on University Challenge, or fronting history documentaries, he's always been a class act. He didn't just give Michael Howard a grilling, he gave all and sundry a grilling (when needs demanded) - including, at times, his own BBC colleagues (Paul Mason and Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan spring to mind). 

His boredom with Newsnight has been pretty obvious recently though. He once got so bored that he grew a beard live on air.

Imagine being him now, being free, no longer having to 'be Paxo' every night from Monday to Wednesday, never again having to interview Dizzee Rascal or Russell Brand, never again having to refuse to interview the Cookie Monster or do a zombie dance. 

Ah, freedom! Who wouldn't envy him?

Update: And talking of departures, the Telegraph has also "amicably" dispatched blog favourite Damian Thompson, and Benedict Brogan.

It's 'good nights' all round tonight. So good night. 

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

Is the BBC’s coverage of rural England distorted by a metropolitan bias?



Something to look out for...

According to The Times' media editor Alex Spence, a BBC Trust report from former civil servant/BBC insider Heather Hancock is to be published this week which will say that "the BBC’s coverage of rural England is distorted by a metropolitan bias" and that "the public broadcaster’s news and current affairs programmes too often fail to reflect the wide range of interests outside of England’s main urban centres." 

The BBC Trust commissioned it, Alex Spence says, in an attempt "to examine whether the BBC’s reporting on rural matters, such as badger culls and the building of wind farms in the countryside, is objective". 
Among [Heather Hancock's] findings are that the BBC’s reporting on the countryside is disproportionately focused on environmental matters, with not enough coverage of how economic and social issues affect ordinary people outside cities. 
The Countryside Alliance isn't exactly taken aback by any of this. Its head, Barney White-Spunner, is quoted as saying: 
The Countryside Alliance has long been vocal in our concerns. That is not to say that programmes like Countryfile are not valid and interesting, but they are not a true reflection of the realities of rural life and livelihoods.

Chris Lintott on 'The Life Scientific'



The Sky at Night's Dr Chris Lintott was Jim Al Khalili's guest on The Life Scientific this morning.
I remember his first appearances on The Sky at Night. He struck me as being very young but highly knowledgeable. I've liked him ever since. 
He was very much in the right place at the right time as regards the school he was sent to - namely Torquay Boys' Grammar School. Two members of staff there had already "put themselves through the hell of running teenage discos in the school hall" to raise enough money to build an observatory at the school - a full-blown observatory with a rotating, opening dome and a 19.2-inch reflecting telescope which was "swung across the sky by a BBC micro-computer, which worked brilliantly," said Chris [bloody BBC!], "except for the number 4. So you couldn't go to anywhere with 4 in the coordinates". Then they gave 12 year-old Chris the keys. As a result he was "nocturnal for most of that summer holiday", practising being a scientific, learning that science is an ongoing pursuit.
The school, of course, had an astronomy club. And it gets even better...The school had an occasional visitor while Chris Lintott was a pupil there - one Patrick Moore. 
One of the things Sir Patrick told the astronomy club was that there was still much that wasn't known about the outer planets of our solar system and that, hopefully, ten years hence we might actually know more. That inspired Chris with the idea that there's a lot still to discover in astronomy. "I remember sitting there thinking very clearly, 'I want to do that'", he recalled. 
Chris, still aged 12, then began writing to Patrick Moore and Sir Patrick eventually replied to each and every one of them. Chris still has some of his postcards, including one addressed to "Chris Damn Can't Remember Your Surname Esq" and one that simply read "Chris. Yes. Haste. Patrick." (He couldn't remember what that was about!)
During his time in the sixth form he spend some time doing research (running computer programmes to study how light moves through the dust around young stars) and on the back of it won a competition to go to America, aged 17. He then went to Cambridge University to study Natural Science, working mainly in the area of theoretical physics, before doing his PhD in Astronomy at University College, London.
It was in his undergraduate days that he made his first appearance on The Sky at Night discussing the the basics of astronomy with Patrick Moore. He'd got to know Sir Patrick even better through the British Astronomical Association, sometimes going to his house to use his telescopes. Eventually, after "a gin or tonic or two", Patrick Moore suggested that he might appear on The Sky at Night. So appear on The Sky at Night he did - as did lots of other "confused-looking eighteen or nineteen year olds" over the years when Patrick Moore was in full charge of the show. Soon he became a regular feature, in time co-presenting the programme with Sir Patrick. They also wrote books today with Queen guitarist Brian May. 
In the meantime he's been working as a peer-reviewed astrochemist, and helped 'crowdsource' hundreds of thousands of amateur astronomers to help curate a 'Galaxy zoo'. 
All of which provoked the thought: I wish I'd gone to Torquay Boys' Grammar School.

Monday, 16 June 2014

Blocked



I think I might be one of life's tiptoers. In fact I'm sure of it.

That may sound a little self-insulting but I've always felt warmly towards a couple of lines from Yeats' The Second Coming:
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.  
I could take that as my motto. 

Still, sometimes even a tiptoer must place his foot down firmly and say what he really, really thinks - even if he's about to walk on fire...

I read all the outrage at the Telegraph and Biased BBC about Frankie Boyle's Radio 4 pilot comedy Blocked with great interest (tiptoe, tiptoe). I could understand where they were coming from (tiptoe, tiptoe). As a deep-dyed royalist, I too was initially a bit shocked by the jokes that seemed to insult the memory of Lord Mountbatten - the day before the D-Day commemorations began (tiptoe, tiptoe).

Still, I found the show funny overall, laughing more often than I tend to do at Radio 4 comedies. It felt to me like a hyper-charged re-make of Fawlty Towers. Frankie Boyle's writing was full of brilliant touches, and as for that initial concern that Lord Mountbatten's memory was being insulted, that soon passed as it dawned on me that, despite the all bad taste, it wasn't...

Yes, I know I should hate Frankie Boyle, denounce him as the devil and renounce all his works, but I won't. So burn me!

Still:

ROBERT JONES says:
Remember the recent ‘Blocked’ programme by Radio 4? Humour exploiting the murder by the IRA with a bomb of Lord Mountbatten and a 14 year old child in a fishing boat in 1979?
I complained to the BBC.
This is the wording of my complaint:
Complaint Summary: It had a left-wing agenda in being anti-royalty.
Full Complaint: Why has such comedy not been directed by the BBC against Nelson Mandela and his wife, Bobby Sands and other such icons? Mandela was a terrorist. Bobby Sands was a terrorist. Mountbatten was not. And a 14 year old child was murdered when Mountbatten’s fishing boat was blown up by the IRA. Humour has to push boundaries and sometimes in the process inadvertently cause offence. ‘Blocked’ was a vehicle of left wing hate against the innocent victims of terrorists.
Reply from the BBC:
Thanks for contacting us. We’re sorry to learn that you didn’t enjoy BBC Radio 4′s situation comedy programme ‘Blocked’ and that you found some of the content offensive.
‘Blocked’ was commissioned as a one-off pilot programme, written by the comedian Frankie Boyle. As part of a wide range of comedy programmes, Radio 4 seeks to devote a little time to experimental projects. Although his act has undoubtedly been controversial at times, Frankie Boyle has also been celebrated as a smart and educated performer and so, when we were offered the opportunity to produce the first situation comedy he had written, we commissioned it in that spirit of experimentalism and development.
The programme was set within a struggling provincial theatre run by Felix, an author with writer’s block, who lacks social skills. Much of the humour derives from his incompetence and social failings when dealing with delicate matters – and, far from laughing with him about the people and situations he talks about, the audience is invited to laugh at him for the lack of self-awareness he exhibits.
Nevertheless, while there is a long comic tradition of deriving humour from bad taste, we do recognise that it can be very sensitive and challenging – particularly when dealing with difficult subjects for a comedy programme, such as the death of Lord Mountbatten and child abuse. Consequently, Radio 4 invested a great amount of time reviewing the script at a senior editorial level.
In the case of Lord Mountbatten, the team took great care to ensure that none of Felix’s comments about injuries actually referred to Lord Mountbatten himself or made jokes about him as a victim. So, while there’s an absurd comedy scenario that begins with confusion about whether or not Felix killed Lord Mountbatten, it is established within just a few lines of dialogue that there had been a mix up and in actual fact Felix had been accused of unintentionally killing an entirely fictional character – Lord Mintbutton, a member of the House of Lords with a similar name. As a result, any provocative comments Felix goes on to make in relation to supposed injuries are actually entirely concerning that fictional character.
Thank you again for getting in touch; we value your feedback about ‘Blocked’. All complaints are sent to senior management and programme makers every morning and we’ve included your points in our overnight reports. These reports are among the most widely read sources of feedback in the BBC and ensure that your complaint has been seen quickly and by the right people. This helps inform their decisions about current and future programmes.
Kind Regards
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Here's where I come off the fence and leap onto the path of fire: I agree with the BBC here.

I was astonished to find the Telegraph pushing the programme in the direction of Lord Tebbit, whose wife was permanently disabled by the IRA's terrorist attack on the Brighton Hotel. Lord Tebbit was, understandably, not happy at what the Telegraph were telling him about Blocked. It was hard, reading Lord Tebbit's response, not to feel why he was angry, but....

....I once quoted Frankie Boyle before and I'll quote him again here:
"Do you want to pass along your apologies for this terrible joke?"

It's been a fair while since I've listened to Radio 4's Chain Reaction but as ChrisH at Biased BBC said there were some funny things in it I thought I'd give it a go. 
I won't re-mount my 'left-wing Radio 4 comedians' hobby horse - despite the interview's political turn with interviewee Frankie Boyle discussing his hunger strike in support of Shaker Aamer, the Saudi last British resident in Guantanamo Bay, and (with interviewer Kevin Bishop's help) and his mockery of Alex Salmond and other pro-independence Scots. After all, it wouldn't be a Radio 4 6.30pm comedy programme if left-wing opinions weren't voiced and, to be honest, it was a very short (and funny) part of the show. So, no, I won't re-mount that hobby horse here. (Oh, I've just done so though, haven't I? Drat!)
Instead, I'll try my best to transcribe Frankie Boyle's account of why he doesn't miss stand-up comedy - as it's funny and I can sort of see his point:
When I got into comedy, when I started, it was kind of the sort of job you did because it didn't have any consequences...now everything you do seems to be observed, then said to other people who don't like it, and to me that's a strange thing.
I had a thing that was like, "Remember the guy who did the Speaking Clock?...the guy who did the Speaking Clock had just died that week now and hopefully died on the third stroke", and my agent got an e-mail from this journalist...She goes, "So and so did in fact die from a series of small strokes and I'm going to get in touch with his family. Do you want to pass along your apologies for this terrible joke?" and I'm thinking, "I've not told his family the joke .You're telling his family the joke!" 
And there's a concept that is called 'author by relocation', right. Now the idea is that if I screened a porn movie onto the wall of a local primary school they wouldn't go and arrest Ron Jeremy for it, right. Someone else's code they think {I think that's what Frankie said. Can't be sure though.
And for me that happens. You know, the papers are telling these jokes to the only people who won't laugh, who aren't at the front of...you know, that's terrible, to you it is, you know. 
That's what I felt the Telegraph was doing here - telling Norman Tebbit that joke.