When I was a kid I used to watch wrestling on ITV's
World of Sport at 4 o'clock every Saturday afternoon with my gran, just before tea.
Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Mick McManus, John Prescott, Pat Roach, Bad (later Beautiful) Bobby Barnes, Kendo Nagasaki, etc.
Great names, great sportsmen. Some were good guys, some were bad guys.
My gran loved it. I loved it. We shouted at the TV. We cheered. We booed.
Big Daddy, the nicest of all the nice guys, was obviously the greatest. Why? Partly because he just was, and partly because he always won - and you can't argue with results.
And then one dark day my dad came into my gran's room, with me and her agog at the TV, and said, 'It's not real, you know? It's all kidology'.
Those terrible words are branded into my memory.
Of course, the Americans then got in on the act and made it even bigger - bigger even than Big Daddy.
WWE's World Wildlife Fund Superstars of Wrestling became massive in America, with stars like Dwayne the Rock, Hunk Hogan, Ace Ventura, 'Stone Cold' Lee Majors, Cyndi Lauper, etc.
Had he ever watched it my dad would have said
that was all kidology too.
And, looking back, I now realise that my dad had a point all along. (Don't tell him though or I'll never hear the end of it). In fact, it turns out that he was 100% right (as so often). It wasn't real. It was fantasy, fakery, fun. Who knew?
(I also recently got some bad news about Father Christmas and the 2017 Labour manifesto).
One memorable piece of fantasy, fakery, fun came in 2007 with 'The Battle of the Billionaires' where some guy called Donald Trump was one of the battling billionaires and the other was WWE's main owner Vince McMahon.
In one memorable scene outside the ring
Mr Trump bodyslammed into Mr McMahon and began punching him and yet, oddly, no one seemed triggered or traumatised by such an outrageous act of violence, nor did the police intervene to arrest Donald Trump - despite there being millions of witnesses to the assault....
....Oh yes, sorry Dad, I'm doing it again. Of course. It was pretend violence, acting, entertainment, fun. And none the worse for that.
Fast forward ten years and
someone created a GIF of this scene and superimposed the logo of Donald Trump's least favourite news organisation CNN onto the head of the WWE boss. And Donald Trump, now known as President Trump, then tweeted the GIF. And the world responded.
And the world's response? Well, as far as I can see, it's been polarised along a pretty clear spectrum, moving roughly from those who most support Donald Trump through to those who most oppose him:
First come those who just loved it, finding it funny. Then come those who found it childish and said that tweets of this kind demean the dignity of the presidential office. And finally come those who found it absolutely appalling and who said it encourages violence against journalists.
Now on that spectrum I would place myself somewhere between the first group and the second group. To me it's just a joke, a silly joke, a harmless silly joke, quite funny, but a joke I'd probably prefer US presidents not to tweet. Decorum please, Mr President! (Call be old-fashioned and
un-modern in that respect if you like).
The reaction of BBC journalists to this story has been really quite something though. And they've (predictably) been much, much further towards the third group. And some have been
fully in the third group. Detached amusement and bemusement
hasn't been the hallmark of
their response.
The tweet story was the top story on he BBC News website's home page for many hours yesterday - the most important story in the world.
And our old friend DB has chronicled a whole host of hyperventilating BBC types on Twitter yesterday venting their BBC impartiality about the story in the usual way.