Lip-smacking, sandal-wearing, muesli-eating, left-leaning pinkoes

So it's not just Corbynistas who have been making hay with the appointment of the BBC's Robbie Gibb to be Mrs May's director of communications. Paddy O'Connell was coming the old 'complaints from both sides' game on Broadcasting House this morning: 

Downing Street has poached a man called Gibb from the BBC as its new director of communications. We thought this was Robbie Gibb, but it can't be him because the Right has long feared the BBC is full of lip-smacking, sandal-wearing, muesli-eating, left-leaning pinkoes. So has Mrs May instead hired another Gibb, Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees? 

(Cue a 'humorous' item on Bee Gees songs with messages for Mrs May -'For Whom the Bell Tolls', 'Stayin' Alive', 'Heartbreaker', 'You Win Again' and 'Tragedy' - and what splendid songs they are!).