Dame: My husband fell into a huge vat of granulated coffee and was never seen again. It was a terrible way to go but at least it was instant.
Mark Mardell told Paddy this morning about a festive feature coming up on today's The World This Weekend:
'He's behind you! Oh no she isn't!'. In these gender-fluid days why pantomime is doing less cross-dressing.Oh Gawd! Isn't it tempting to follow Snow White is into a ‘sleeping death’ till this nonsense passes?
What do you mean you've never heard of ‘sleeping death’? You’ve obviously never listened to Radio 4's Sunday programme.