For those who missed Frankie Boyle's New World Order this week (all of you?), here's a sample of his jokes. Enjoy! (Or not):
- Piers Morgan has said that Donald Trump has asked him to interview him in the White House, so Al-Qaeda, if you're watching, pop that one in the diary.
- Nigel Farage launched his new Brexit party for the EU elections and one of the candidates is Annunziata Rees-Mogg, Jacob Rees-Mogg's sister. Annunziata, a spell Harry Potter would say to deport the Windrush generation.
- The Lib Dems are also gearing up for the EU elections, led by Vince Cable, who has been putting up a spirited opposition to death.
- The British tabloids are getting ready for the birth of Meghan Markle's first baby. It won't be the first multiracial royal baby, but it will be the first one that' a mix between two human races.
- In Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu was re-elected. I always think that Benjamin Netanyahu looks like the star of a 5-part docudrama about a game show host who is accused of necrophilia. Say what you like about him, say what you like about Netanyahu. I think his re-election will reduce the number of Palestinians who hate Israel, admittedly by reducing the number of Palestinians.
Not funny but possibly a welcome change from jokes about women with cervical cancer, women who failed to meet his standards of pulchritude, children with Down's Syndrome and severely disabled children auch as Harvey Price.
ReplyDeleteI guess at some point Frankie looked himself in the mirror one morning and said "Either I am going to carry on being an occasionally funny, often offensive but not very rich comedian or I am going to be a totally unfunny PC-approved mega-rich comedian."