Oh dear! I think Stormzy is making me racist. Forgive me, but definitely having racist thoughts.
‘Yeah, f***ing repping, innit, I get merky, they get worried If you got a G-A-T, bring it out.’
It might be partly down to the lyrics and partly down to the BBC’s wall-to-wall promotion of Glasto.
(Neat patriotic stab-vest, though.)
It all began with Desert Island Discs. I’m having slightly ‘racist’ (elitist (?)) thoughts about Lauren Laverne, if I’m honest. Let’s just say she’s no Roy Plomley. Such intrusive thoughts even led me to question the rationale behind inviting Emily Eavis to present her eight of the best. A particularly dreary selection I thought. That says something - I’m not quite sure what. Oh dear, that’s another mean thing to say. I am a bad person.
‘Shut up’ seems like a catchy number. So I will.
