Sunday 17 November 2013

"England's funniest joke"

Now, some at Biased BBC suspect the aforementioned Tom of being a hoax - which after I've forced some of you to scroll so far down the blog to get to the next-but-one post might seem a little annoying, if true...

...which, of course, would call for a joke. 

So here's one voted the funniest in England by the University of Hertfordshire (which is a real university for sure):
Two men are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!”
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other man will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” 
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” 
And with that, good night.


  1. A man walking along a beach comes across a lamp. He picks it up, rubs it, and a genie appears.

    "I can grant you one wish", says the genie.

    "I want to live forever", replies the man.

    "Sorry, I'm not allowed to grant eternal life", says the genie.

    "Okay then, I want to die after I see Labour eliminate the deficit and clear the debt," says the man.

    " You crafty bastard," replies the genie.

    1. One from a few years ago:

      A man was coming home from work one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal.

      As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt.

      He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked him what was wrong.

      The cop said, "We are in a crisis situation. Gordon Brown is in the road very upset. He does not have the £10 billion needed to fill his black hole, and everyone hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in petrol and start a fire."

      The man asked the police officer exactly what he was doing there.

      The bobby replied, "I feel sorry for the Prime Minister so I am going car to car asking for donations."

      The man asked, "How much do you have so far?"

      The bobby replied, "Well as of right now only 99 litres, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"


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