Merry Christmas to all our readers!
(Normal business will resume shortly after the new year)
And from the ITBB Christmas cracker:
Lately, every time Father Christmas found himself in a confined space such as a narrow chimney or inside a broom cupboard, he would break out into a cold sweat and have panic attacks, so he decided to see a doctor about it. It turns out that he suffers with claus-trophobia.
Where does Father Christmas like to enjoy a mixture of badminton, horse-riding and subtropical swimming? Santa Parcs.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, £5 on eBay.
You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.