Friday 25 December 2015

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all our readers!
(Normal business will resume shortly after the new year)

And from the ITBB Christmas cracker:

Lately, every time Father Christmas found himself in a confined space such as a narrow chimney or inside a broom cupboard, he would break out into a cold sweat and have panic attacks, so he decided to see a doctor about it. It turns out that he suffers with claus-trophobia.

Where does Father Christmas like to enjoy a mixture of badminton, horse-riding and subtropical swimming? Santa Parcs.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, £5 on eBay.

You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.

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