Bloggers are, of course, all-knowing and all-seeing. We're not the sort of buffoons who'd waste an entire Sunday evening preparing a transcript of an Andrew Marr Show interview only to realise, having finished the transcript and begun tidying it up to make it presentable for our dear readers, that the Andrew Marr Show itself was bound to have posted its very own transcript several hours earlier.
The piece posted directly below this one proves that beyond doubt.
Now please excuse me while I go outside and shoot myself.
Now please excuse me while I go outside and shoot myself.
