Eeyore reacts

As Morecambe goes back into lockdown on Tuesday, I feel my inner Eeyore bursting to get out:

“I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”