We all need a good laugh from time to time, what with the state of the world being as it is at the moment, and what could be funnier than a post about Islamic State?
Well, the Twitter hashtag #AskIslamicState has been trending in spectacular fashion since Saturday. Here's a flavour of what people have been asking them:
RT @Ozvaldinho: #Askislamicstate What do you think about Scottish Independence? 1) yes 2) no 3) kill them all (it's 3 isn't it?)
— Chris Owen (@Ozvaldinho) August 25, 2014
When are Sunni and Shia going to re-release "I got you babe". #AskIslamicState
— Steve Hayle (@steve_hayle) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState Can you remind Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary he owes me a fiver? Kind of like it back before the SAS get him.
— Newell Fisher (@NewellFisher) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState Are you Beliebers?
— Viola Collins (@vhdc) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState are you all participating in the Ice Bucket Challenge?
— Liam Dawtry (@LDawtry) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState what did you think of the movie Dawn of the Planet of the Apes?
— Mark Brain (@Mark_Brain) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState In the event of you liberating Britain will I still have to pay my Barclaycard bill?
— David Bryon (@DavidDbryon) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState A young female friend is interesting in joining but asks:what is the age of consent & when can she drive? (Never? lol)
— actuary21c (@actuary21c) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState A young female friend is interesting in joining you.She would love to marry JihadJohn.Is she too late? (She's only just 10)
— actuary21c (@actuary21c) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState will I be able to set up a lawn bowls association if I sign up ?
— yellow light (@djliddle75) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState I'm interested as a Dhimmi in applying to join your state. How much is the Jizya tax rate & personal tax allowance please?
— actuary21c (@actuary21c) August 25, 2014
Are you called IS because that the only letters you can make with you pet stick and his friend snake? #AskIslamicState
— Chris Campbell (@ukbamaboy) August 25, 2014
Is it true that you called IS now after the Goddess Isis' lawyers threatened to sue? #AskIslamicState
— Chris Campbell (@ukbamaboy) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState just before & after detonating an IED, how many times is it best to chant Allah u Akbar? Is 20 enough or is 100 safer?
— actuary21c (@actuary21c) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState Have you ever tried the wonderful real ales of Sheffield, UK?
— Dalek Sec (@killerdalek) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState Would you ever consider buying into Bradford City FC?
— The Seeker (@DarksideDamo) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState so, why did the chicken cross the road?
— Lynne Sharpe (@LynneeSharpe) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState it's Bank Holiday Monday.Do you know what day our bins will be emptied?Thursday or Friday?
— Andy Watson (@andywatson8) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState will you be entering a women's road cycling team at #Brazil2016 or are you looking for gold at the women's' team pursuit?
— Stefan (@Saint_Stefanus) August 25, 2014
#AskIslamicState Do you have any statistics on how many Muslims suffer from premature detonation? #IslamicState #ISIS #IS
— Jarrad Winter (@JarradWinter) August 25, 2014
Where's the best place to go dogging in your Caliphate? #AskIslamicState
— Airscaper (@Airscaper) August 25, 2014
From an insiders point of view, what is the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath? #AskIslamicState
— Airscaper (@Airscaper) August 25, 2014
