...and any other matters that take our fancy
'Hell' - as UK City of Culture 2017?
Surprisingly, maybe worryingly, accurate. Bit like that scene in the Likely Lads where Terry under questioning from Bob lists all the people he doesn't like, starting with the Germans and gradually getting closer to home, until he's griping about the people down his street. I think the punchline was "So basically you're saying you don't like anyone."
I think the quote might be: "That only leaves you and me, and I'm not so sure about you".
And even thee's a little mazed.