Monday, 21 October 2019

Random twittering


Allison Pearson: So the LibDems will support a second referendum. But, as Jo Swinson said on live TV, she would not accept the result of a 2nd referendum if it was Leave again. Roll up, ladies and gentlemen, to have your vote disregarded a second time! Who could resist?

Paul Embery: Rather than elect MPs at the next general election, why don't we just choose which activist lawyers we prefer?

Geoff Norcott: Nothing unifies people more than hearing a wanker talk loudly on a phone. Maybe post Brexit we should employ them to sit on trains and start the healing.

Angelous Chryssogelos:  I have no opinion either way on Catalonia. But if there were jailed politicians, cars burning & dozens injured under a right-wing government in an Eastern EU state, the 'liberal democracy under threat' pundit-industry would be suffering from 3rd-degree hot take burns by now.

Tom Peck:  People are mocking John Bercow’s Tony Benn impression but bear in mind, he did that from within his ongoing pompous nineteenth century bellend impression. A mask goes on the mask - any actor will tell you how hard that is.

Tim Stanley: Ah Bercow. Like trying to play a fair game of football when the referee not only supports the other side but keeps stopping the game to do an impersonation of Jane Austen.

1 comment:

  1. Here's my attempt at expressing the feelings of natural revulsion engendered by Bercow in full flow:

    "Like watching Quasimodo straining on the toilet whilst simultaneously listening to Simon Callow reading, with no hint of restraint, a particularly florid and convoluted passage of Trollopean prose."

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