"I cannot stand George Alagiah"

A cat (with some singer or other)

No time to post anything of significance today, but - as this is a blog - Something Must Be Posted. So...

I learned today that a favourite Lou Reed track of mine, Satellite of Love (featuring David Bowie, bom-bom-bomming in the background), has been covered by Morrissey, pop's best-known present-day misanthrope. 

The original lyrics included the lines:

I watched it for a little while

I like to watch things on TV

Mozza's modified lyrics, however, read:

I watched it for a little while

I cannot stand the TV

And, for those of you wanting a BBC connection, Mozza added a little bonus bile too:

I watched it for a little while

I cannot stand George Alagiah 

...at which several thousand adoring BBC employees' hearts broke simultaneously!